♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF ♪
♪ NO ONE SHOULD
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE ♪
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OHH, OHH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
♪ NO ONE SHOULD
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU ♪
- OH, MY GOSH.
THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
I MUST HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FOR A LONG TIME
TO HAVE TRAVELED SO FAR FROM HOME.
- AHA! ANOTHER STRAY!
BACK OFF, MUTT!
- [PANTING]
- GEE, I'VE NEVER SEEN A DOG SO HAPPY TO GO TO THE POUND.
- OH, BOY! I'M GOING HOME!
[TIRES SQUEAL]
- [HUMMING]
UH-OH.
- HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT BIG DUMB DOG CHAUNCEY?
- YEAH. THE SILLY GOOFBALL WENT AND GOT HIMSELF CAUGHT
BY THE DOGCATCHER IN THE NEXT TOWN.
OH, WELL, HE'LL GET ADOPTED BY SOMEONE
AND WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT HIS UGLY PUSS AROUND HERE AGAIN.
- CHAUNCEY?
[SNORES]
GEE, THAT CHAUNCEY'S NOT SUCH A BAD GUY.
GUESS I'VE GOT TO HELP THE SCHMO OUT.
HE'S TOO DUMB TO DO IT ALONE.
HEY, UH, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, FELLAS.
WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT CHAUNCEY?
- AH, THE BIG CLOWN STRAYED INTO THE NEXT TOWN
AND GOT CAUGHT BY THE DOGCATCHER.
HE'S IN THE POUND NOW.
- SERVES HIM RIGHT.
- YEAH. HE IS THE DUMBEST THING ON 4 LEGS.
- AH, THANKS FOR THE INFO.
- ANYTIME. - ANYTIME.
- EH, THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PLACE.
"THE CITY POUND."
BOY, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE POUND BACK HOME.
YI! OOH!
MEOW!
YEOW!
GRR...
- [WHISTLING]
- MEOW.
- NICE KITTY.
- "NICE KITTY"? YECH.
I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY INTO THAT DOG POUND.
YEOW!
MEOW.
- BE A GOOD KITTY AND GO AWAY, WILL YOU?
- GRR...
WHAT KIND OF TOWN IS THIS ANYWAY?
A CAT CAN'T EVEN GET HIMSELF THROWN IN THE POUND.
BUT A DOG COULD.
OH, BOY. THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
- [LAUGHTER]
- I KNOW DOGS ARE UGLY,
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE LAUGHED AT THEM.
WHOOPS. UH, MY MISTAKE.
HI, FELLAS!
HOW ABOUT THAT?
COUPLE OF CATS LIKE THAT BEING AFRAID OF A DOG.
- OK, HONEY, THEN THE DATE'S ON FOR TONIGHT, RIGHT?
YEAH, WE'LL REALLY TEAR UP THE TOWN.
HUH?
EXCUSE ME A SECOND, HONEY.
THERE'S A DOG HERE PESTERING ME.
LOOK, I TOLD YOU TO... BEAT IT!
- [BARKING]
- GOTCHA!
- HA HA!
- NO MORE ROOM.
LOOKS LIKE THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY, POOCH.
I GUESS I CAN MAKE ROOM FOR YOU UP FRONT, MUTT.
WELL, THAT'S THE LAST OF 'EM.
- WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
- UH, I'M WHAT YOU CALL A CAT TERRIER.
- I AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF NO CAT TERRIER.
BUT ANYTHING WITH THE NAME "CAT" IN IT I HATE.
- YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART.
[HONK]
- AND THE FIGHT IS ON.
OH, A VICIOUS RIGHT! A LEFT! ANOTHER RIGHT.
NOW THE CHAMP STAGGERS BACK.
THE LITTLE CHALLENGER LANDS AN OVERHAND RIGHT!
A LEFT TO THE BODY! OH, MY!
THE LITTLE CHALLENGER SEEMS TO BE TOO MUCH FOR THE CHAMP!
HE'S ONE MAD DOG.
AND THE FIGHT IS OVER!
WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
- AS USUAL, THE BEST DOG IN THE PLACE IS A CAT.
ANYONE ELSE?
- HEY, DOTTIE, LOOK AT THAT BIG, GOOFY-LOOKING DOG.
- HE LOOKS AWFULLY WELL BEHAVED, DEAR.
- I LIKE HIM, MOM. HE'S GOOFY.
- I CAN'T LET THESE PEOPLE TAKE CHAUNCEY.
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF A PLAN YET.
- NICE DOGGIE.
- RARH!
- HEE HEE!
AW, TOUGH LUCK, BIG FELLA.
THEY LOOKED LIKE NICE PEOPLE, TOO.
- I DIDN'T WANT TO GO WITH THEM.
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
- HEY, CHAUNCEY, IT'S ME!
- OH, NO! HEATHCLIFF'S BEEN EATEN BY A DOG.
COME ON. GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND! GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!
I'LL SAVE YOU, HEATHCLIFF.
GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!
NO, NO, CHAUNCEY. IT'S JUST ME.
THIS IS A DOG SUIT, SEE?
- IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
- CUT IT OUT, WILL YA? I'M DROWNING IN HERE.
LISTEN, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
[WHISPERING]
- THAT'S THE DOG, DADDY.
THAT BIG FAT ONE OVER THERE.
COME ON OVER AND SEE.
CAN I HAVE HIM, DADDY? CAN I? CAN I?
- LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE PERFORMING DOGS.
UH, DO THEY COME AS A PAIR?
- IT'S NEWS TO ME.
- HA HA! WE'LL TAKE THEM BOTH!
- YOU GOT 'EM.
- [STRUGGLING]
COME ON, YOU DOGS, LET'S GO!
- GET 'EM IN THE CAR, DAD. THEY'RE JUST DOGS.
- WHOA. YEOW!
- WAH!
THOSE WERE THE GREATEST DOGS I'VE EVER SEEN!
GET 'EM BACK, DADDY!
- YOU WANT 'EM? YOU GET 'EM.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, DON'T CROWD, GUYS.
YOU'LL ALL GET AN EQUAL SHARE.
- GEE, THANKS, FELLAS. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
- BOY, CHAUNCEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK HOME.
EVERYONE WAS VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
DON'T YOU EVER RUN AWAY AGAIN.
- OK, HEATHCLIFF, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
COME ON OUT AND TAKE IT LIKE A CAT.
YEOW!
- RAHR!
HMM. BEING A DOG HAS SOME ADVANTAGES AFTER ALL.
HA HA!
- COME ON, YOU BANANAS! CODE RED!
- WE'RE ONE STOP BEHIND YOU, RIFF RAFF.
- FEEL GOOD'S HERE, ROG. WORDSWORTH IS HERE.
- I'D BETTER HURRY OR--
[DING]
OH! OR RIFF-RAFF WILL TELL ON ME.
- COME ON! TIME TO PARTY HEARTY!
- UH, WHO'S THIS HEARTY GUY, RIFF?
- AH...
IF THOSE GUYS DON'T SHAPE UP,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT MY--MY FOOT DOWN.
- HEY. NO CATS IN THE CARNIVAL. NOW BEAT IT.
- HRMPH.
- GRR...
- NO CATS. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT--OH!
OOH!
- ANYONE ELSE WANT A FREE RIDE?
- UH, I'D LIKE A FREE RIDE ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.
- YOU LIKE, GELDORF?
- HEE HEE!
- YOU OK?
- I'M BREATHING, AIN'T I? HELP ME OUT OF THIS.
I NEED A HAND.
AHEM.
I HOPE THIS WILD URGE TO CLAP YOUR HANDS
STEMS FROM YOUR NEWFOUND LOVE OF SPANISH MUSIC
AND NOT A DESIRE TO HUMILIATE YOUR LEADER.
- LA DO RE, OK.
- THAT'S BETTER.
WE'RE GOING BACK AS SOON AS IT CLOSES.
AND WE'RE TAKING CLEO, TOO.
SHE LOVES THE CARNIVAL.
- NIGHT, BOYS. BIG DAY TOMORROW.
SOUND LIKE IT'S BRUNO TIME, HUH, GELDORF?
[GROWLING]
EASY, BOY. PAPA'S COMING.
[STRAINING]
[GROWLING]
RELEASE BRUNO.
- HMM. A BIT TO THE LEFT.
AH, THERE.
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
- WHOA!
- WHOA! GET YOUR OWN PLACE!
- WATCH OUT!
- WOWSIE WOWSER!
OH, WHOA!
- WHOA!
- IT'S HARD TO SOAR WITH EAGLES
WHEN YOU HANG AROUND WITH TURKEYS.
- LOOK OUT! SORRY FELLAS, HERE I COME!
CLEO! MR. GOOD TIME IS HERE.
[WOLF WHISTLE]
- YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
- YOU'RE THE BEST-LOOKING THING ON 4 LEGS, BABY.
- UH-OH! IT'S BUSH!
- THINGS ARE GONNA GET HAIRY FOR BUSH.
- CLEO, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP RIFF-RAFF OUT OF THE STORE.
NOW GET OUT!
- FETCH!
- A-RUFF! A RUFF! A-RUFF! A-RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!
A-RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF.
- COME ON, BABY. WE'RE GOING OUT.
- AH...
- ENTRE VOUS.
- OOH. WAIT FOR ME!
- I WONDER HAS IN STORE FOR ME.
- I AM YOUR FUTURE.
- OH, RIFFY.
- WE'LL MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER,
LIVE IN A BIG MANSION.
- UH-OH.
- HAVE A SWIMMING POOL, SERVANTS, AND--
- WHATCHA DOING HERE, FOOL?
- NICE DOGGY. GOOD DOGGY.
- WE'RE LEAVING OR WE'RE GRIEVING.
- RIFF-RAFF!
- RELAX, SWEETIE. THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A SEC.
HEY, DUMMY, I'M IN HERE!
BRR!
- JUST HIT THE BULL'S-EYE AND GIVE THE BEEFCAKE A BATH.
- THROW A SINKER AT THE STINKER.
- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?
OH!
THIS IS ICE WATER, FOOL!
- [LAUGHTER]
- THAT OUGHT TO COOL HIM OFF.
- IT WOULD BE NEAT TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE DOLLS.
- UH, I'LL GET YOU ONE, CLEO.
- YOU GOT TO WIN IT, DINGBAT.
- STEP THIS WAY, WIN A PAL FOR YOUR DAY.
WHAT YOU BE FOR YOUR CUTIE?
- SO, THEY SNUCK IN JUST THE SAME.
- G-G-G-GET ME OUT!
- IT'S STUCK!
I BETTER GET THE BOSS.
- HURRY! I'M F-F-FREEZING!
- NOW, WATCH CLOSELY. IT'S ALL IN THE PAW.
- AND HE WINS A BABY FOR HIS LADY.
- NICE GOING, SLICK.
- AND RIFF-RAFF STRIKES AGAIN.
- LET'S GO ON SOME RIDES.
- CAN'T. THEY'RE TURNED OFF.
- THEY'RE COOKING NOW.
- WELL, I WANT TO GO ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.
- LET'S TAKE A TWIRL ON THE TILT-A-WHIRL.
- HOW ABOUT...
[WHISTLES]
I'M THINKING TUNNEL OF LOVE, BUT IT'S LADIES CHOICE.
- I LIKE THE KILLER CORKSCREW,
BUT WON'T THE NOISE WAKE UP THE CARNY?
- NO. NOT A CHANCE.
- [SCREAMING AND HOLLERING]
- WHOA!
- [BABBLING]
- BRUNO! MY POOR BABY.
- [SCREAMING]
- ARGH!
YA!
WHO DID THIS?
- GERONIMO!
- [LAUGHTER]
[ALL GROANING]
- HELP!
- HIDE SOMEWHERE WHILE I DISTRACT HIM.
AAH! AAH! AAH!
I SAW LASSIE DO THIS ONCE.
- LOCK THESE TWO UP.
THEN GET THE GIRL AND THE STUPID ONE.
I'M GOING AFTER THE RINGLEADER.
- YOU ARE GONE, CATS!
- ANOTHER FINE MESS RIFF-RAFF'S GOTTEN US INTO .
- [CRYING]
- I'VE GOT TO GO ON A DIET.
WELL, HOWDY, PILGRIM. UH-OH.
- RARH!
YOU!
ARGH!
HOW DID THAT GET THERE?
WHICH WAY DID HE GO?
- CLEO! CLEO! WHERE ARE YOU, BABY?
- LOOKING FOR YOUR PRECIOUS?
WE'VE GOT ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
- COME BACK HERE, YOU--YOU WEASEL.
NOW, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
IT'S JUST A HAUNTED HOUSE.
[WHISTLING]
- [LAUGHING]
- OH, NO! WHAT A KNIGHT!
YIKES!
AY! YI!
TALK ABOUT A GUY WITH NOTHING UPSTAIRS.
- HA HA!
♪ POP GOES THE WEASEL
- FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW. OOF!
OOF!
I LOVE BEING AROUND SHOW PEOPLE, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- GET US OFF OF HERE! I GET AIR SICK!
- CLEO? BUNKO? WORDSWORTH? HECTOR?
WHERE ARE-- - HERE! OVER HERE!
- IN THE BULLET.
- THANKS, RIFF-RAFF.
- WHERE'D THEY STASH CLEO?
- WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED CHEWING THE FAT,
WOULD YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE?
- A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS-- MY KIND OF ACTION.
- WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
- YOU SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS.
- EEE!
- RELAX, BABY.
SORRY, GUYS, BUT THIS TUB IS A TWO-SEATER.
- AIN'T A NIGHT AT THE CARNIVAL ROMANTICAL?
- AIN'T IT, THOUGH?
- YOU KNOW, FISH GOT TO BREATHE, TOO.
THEY TAKE IN WATER THROUGH THEIR MOUTHS,
REMOVE THE OXYGEN FROM THE WATER.
IF THE WATER HAS BEEN IN THE BOWL TOO LONG,
ALL OF THE OXYGEN GETS USED UP,
AND THE WATER GETS DIRTY FROM THE ALGAE GROWING IN IT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BUBBLER AND AN AIR FILTER,
YOU GOT TO CHANGE THE WATER BEFORE THE OXYGEN IS ALL GONE.
THAT'S HOW PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF FISH.
AND THIS IS HOW CATS TAKE CARE OF FISH.
- HEATHCLIFF!
- HEE HEE!
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF ♪
♪ NO ONE SHOULD
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE ♪
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OHH, OHH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU